You Know You are too Drunk When...
You type this string of IM's to your husband...
Who, incidentally, is only four feet across the room:
Felicia : some day i'm going to pass out
Glenn: u feeling it now?
Glenn: u seem like ur going
Felicia : i hate this
Felicia : help
Felicia : help
Felicia : hep
Felicia : hep
Felicia : hep
Felicia : okay
Felicia : bdtty
Felicia : i can see but can type
Felicia : its'okay
Felicia : nno
Felicia : but
Felicia : can '
Felicia : type
Felicia : okay
Felicia : can type
Felicia : see
Felicia : can tyoe'
Felicia : ty
Felicia : i n type
Felicia : no can see
Felicia : can type
Felicia : weird
Felicia : yes
Felicia : yes
Felicia : no pain
Felicia : not jumping
Felicia : ty
Felicia : weird
Felicia : i can type bu cnasee
Felicia : weired
Felicia : can't open
Felicia : ut can type
Felicia : weied
Felicia : wuird
Felicia : weird
Felicia : an't tyu[e bu can type
Felicia : dax is a good dggie
Felicia : goddie good
Felicia : weid
Felicia : no pain
Felicia : weid
Felicia : thanks
Felicia : helpihng
Felicia : wird
Felicia : i can type but can't tak
Felicia : weird
Felicia : can't talk
Felicia : wird
Felicia : the alcohol is wird
Felicia : hopefully the sugar wil hoelp
Felicia : mayhbe salt
Felicia : no
Felicia : pretzels
Felicia : help
Felicia : wierd i can talk but not type
Felicia : you can see
Felicia : salt and sugar
Felicia : pill of sufgasone
Felicia : weird
Felicia : ican taste salt
Felicia : no more vodka
Felicia : help
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Oddly enough, I never drank alcohol until six weeks ago. It was that or go on heavy duty pain pills. My Mom is addicted to pills, so I chose alcohol instead. Maybe that wasn't such a good choice, lol!
Felicia :)