Felicia Lee Dyer ([info]felicialee1) wrote,

You Know You are too Drunk When...

You type this string of IM's to your husband...

Who, incidentally, is only four feet across the room:

Felicia : some day i'm going to pass out

Glenn: u feeling it now?

Glenn: u seem like ur going

Felicia : i hate this

Felicia : help

Felicia : help

Felicia : hep

Felicia : hep

Felicia : hep

Felicia : okay

Felicia : bdtty

Felicia : i can see but can type

Felicia : its'okay

Felicia : nno

Felicia : but

Felicia : can '

Felicia : type

Felicia : okay

Felicia : can type

Felicia : see

Felicia : can tyoe'

Felicia : ty

Felicia : i n type

Felicia : no can see

Felicia : can type

Felicia : weird

Felicia : yes

Felicia : yes

Felicia : no pain

Felicia : not jumping

Felicia : ty

Felicia : weird

Felicia : i can type bu cnasee

Felicia : weired

Felicia : can't open

Felicia : ut can type

Felicia : weied

Felicia : wuird

Felicia : weird

Felicia : an't tyu[e bu can type

Felicia : dax is a good dggie

Felicia : goddie good

Felicia : weid

Felicia : no pain

Felicia : weid

Felicia : thanks

Felicia : helpihng

Felicia : wird

Felicia : i can type but can't tak

Felicia : weird

Felicia : can't talk

Felicia : wird

Felicia : the alcohol is wird

Felicia : hopefully the sugar wil hoelp

Felicia : mayhbe salt

Felicia : no

Felicia : pretzels

Felicia : help

Felicia : wierd i can talk but not type

Felicia : you can see

Felicia : salt and sugar

Felicia : pill of sufgasone

Felicia : weird

Felicia : ican taste salt

Felicia : no more vodka

Felicia : help
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Oddly enough, I never drank alcohol until six weeks ago. It was that or go on heavy duty pain pills. My Mom is addicted to pills, so I chose alcohol instead. Maybe that wasn't such a good choice, lol!

Felicia :)

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  • 7 comments

[info]badblood44

January 21 2005, 05:47:37 UTC 7 years ago

Way too funny. Remind me to buy you a drink next time I'm at an Omaha/8 table with you :)

[info]anisotropy

January 21 2005, 05:59:19 UTC 7 years ago

Classic!

I told you that vodka is bad for you Felicia. But funny for the rest of us!

[info]bosyn

January 21 2005, 06:28:52 UTC 7 years ago

wow ma'am. Vodka by itself is the devil, but in a good dirty martini is heaven

[info]mrreed

January 21 2005, 07:32:14 UTC 7 years ago

Oh no! One more person with some "I was so drunk that....." stories!

:-)

[info]alcanthang

January 21 2005, 07:33:32 UTC 7 years ago

Welcome to my world :)

oddly enough, I understood every word.

[info]junctionjoe

January 23 2005, 15:24:55 UTC 7 years ago

They got you now, Felicia. Taking their money is no defense.

[info]misst74

January 24 2005, 07:20:08 UTC 7 years ago

Ever tried Apple Martinis?? Just discovered them this weekend in Laughlin...I'm sure it's a small world and word will get around back to you..possibly...I hope not..but DAMN I was drunk off my ass Friday and Saturday night due to those damn drinks. Ahhhh, good times, good times. LOL
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