You Know You are too Drunk When...
You type this string of IM's to your husband...

Who, incidentally, is only four feet across the room:

Felicia : some day i'm going to pass out

Glenn: u feeling it now?

Glenn: u seem like ur going

Felicia : i hate this

Felicia : help

Felicia : help

Felicia : hep

Felicia : hep

Felicia : hep

Felicia : okay

Felicia : bdtty

Felicia : i can see but can type

Felicia : its'okay

Felicia : nno

Felicia : but

Felicia : can '

Felicia : type

Felicia : okay

Felicia : can type

Felicia : see

Felicia : can tyoe'

Felicia : ty

Felicia : i n type

Felicia : no can see

Felicia : can type

Felicia : weird

Felicia : yes

Felicia : yes

Felicia : no pain

Felicia : not jumping

Felicia : ty

Felicia : weird

Felicia : i can type bu cnasee

Felicia : weired

Felicia : can't open

Felicia : ut can type

Felicia : weied

Felicia : wuird

Felicia : weird

Felicia : an't tyu[e bu can type

Felicia : dax is a good dggie

Felicia : goddie good

Felicia : weid

Felicia : no pain

Felicia : weid

Felicia : thanks

Felicia : helpihng

Felicia : wird

Felicia : i can type but can't tak

Felicia : weird

Felicia : can't talk

Felicia : wird

Felicia : the alcohol is wird

Felicia : hopefully the sugar wil hoelp

Felicia : mayhbe salt

Felicia : no

Felicia : pretzels

Felicia : help

Felicia : wierd i can talk but not type

Felicia : you can see

Felicia : salt and sugar

Felicia : pill of sufgasone

Felicia : weird

Felicia : ican taste salt

Felicia : no more vodka

Felicia : help
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Oddly enough, I never drank alcohol until six weeks ago. It was that or go on heavy duty pain pills. My Mom is addicted to pills, so I chose alcohol instead. Maybe that wasn't such a good choice, lol!

Felicia :)