Felicia Lee Dyer (felicialee1) wrote,
Felicia Lee Dyer
felicialee1

You Know You are too Drunk When...

You type this string of IM's to your husband...

Who, incidentally, is only four feet across the room:

Felicia : some day i'm going to pass out

Glenn: u feeling it now?

Glenn: u seem like ur going

Felicia : i hate this

Felicia : help

Felicia : help

Felicia : hep

Felicia : hep

Felicia : hep

Felicia : okay

Felicia : bdtty

Felicia : i can see but can type

Felicia : its'okay

Felicia : nno

Felicia : but

Felicia : can '

Felicia : type

Felicia : okay

Felicia : can type

Felicia : see

Felicia : can tyoe'

Felicia : ty

Felicia : i n type

Felicia : no can see

Felicia : can type

Felicia : weird

Felicia : yes

Felicia : yes

Felicia : no pain

Felicia : not jumping

Felicia : ty

Felicia : weird

Felicia : i can type bu cnasee

Felicia : weired

Felicia : can't open

Felicia : ut can type

Felicia : weied

Felicia : wuird

Felicia : weird

Felicia : an't tyu[e bu can type

Felicia : dax is a good dggie

Felicia : goddie good

Felicia : weid

Felicia : no pain

Felicia : weid

Felicia : thanks

Felicia : helpihng

Felicia : wird

Felicia : i can type but can't tak

Felicia : weird

Felicia : can't talk

Felicia : wird

Felicia : the alcohol is wird

Felicia : hopefully the sugar wil hoelp

Felicia : mayhbe salt

Felicia : no

Felicia : pretzels

Felicia : help

Felicia : wierd i can talk but not type

Felicia : you can see

Felicia : salt and sugar

Felicia : pill of sufgasone

Felicia : weird

Felicia : ican taste salt

Felicia : no more vodka

Felicia : help
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Oddly enough, I never drank alcohol until six weeks ago. It was that or go on heavy duty pain pills. My Mom is addicted to pills, so I chose alcohol instead. Maybe that wasn't such a good choice, lol!

Felicia :)
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